unlimitedgoats:

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.

(via gaybabysirius)

brianmalik:

if i sigh loudly enough will all of my problems go away 

(via phoenixmoonstone)

GREATEST IMPROVISED LINE EVER

(via stillspiffy)

tokomon:

Suzanne is so important

(via stillspiffy)

midgetdragon:

bootyberry:

Actual photo of me at graduation

"id like to thank all the fuckboys"

midgetdragon:

bootyberry:

Actual photo of me at graduation

"id like to thank all the fuckboys"

(via stillspiffy)

beatonna:

I want cable knit sweaters to be something they are not 

beatonna:

I want cable knit sweaters to be something they are not 

(via nobodyputsloki-inthecorner)

spockisinthetardis:

welcome-my-peasants:

Hey guys, you get it? It’s pumpkin pi.

GUYS

spockisinthetardis:

welcome-my-peasants:

Hey guys, you get it? It’s pumpkin pi.

GUYS

(via nobodyputsloki-inthecorner)

You don’t believe in the Force, do you?

Kid, I’ve flown from one side of this galaxy to the other. I’ve seen a lot of strange stuff, but I’ve never seen anything to make me believe there’s one all-powerful force controlling everything. There’s no mystical energy field controls my destiny. It’s all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense

(via nobodyputsloki-inthecorner)

I would much rather be the ‘obnoxious feminist girl’ than be complicit in my own dehumanization. — Kathleen Hanna (via camewiththeframe)

(via bornoutofasunset)