Just this once everybody lives and all is well
BUT DON’T YOU UNDERSTAND?!?
NO ONE. DIED.
2.47 BILLION CHILDREN, AND THE REST OF GALLIFREY, AND EARTH, AND 13 DOCTORS SURVIVED
*sweats* Uhhh Daleks don’t count
well, there always seem to be more Daleks. they just keep popping up. like herpes.
i want to create a tv show about a group of friends where they’re all queer except the one token cishet friend who’s only there to say stereotypical “straight” things for laughs like “macklemore got me into rap” and “my mom and i got into a fight because she wouldn’t buy me a fourth obey snapback”
Or we could just stop stereotyping people.
imagine a horror movie where you’re trapped in your house with a serial killer but all your lights are clappers
so you’re running for your life from this psychopath while both of you are just aggressively clapping the lights on and off
out of all my 3:00 AM ramblings you guys decide to make this one popular
Let’s make this situation even better. Both of you are wearing TAP SHOES, and all of the floors are hardwood.