welcometotheworldofmax:

faerylouis:

being homosexual or bisexual isn’t disgusting. but you know what is disgusting? when a man finds it ok for two girls to be making out or something of the sort just because it makes his dick hard, but when its two girls or, god forbid, two men that are in an actual, well-founded relationship and in love, the man finds that disturbing and immoral and wrong. now thats disgusting.

i hope all the homophobes read this.

(via tealandlithium)

jackryanz:

tp-for-my-potatos:

dingoinnuendo:

"a stands for asexual"

"well why cant it stand for both so we dont erase anyone??!"

HOLY FUCKGIN SHIT ALLIES ARE NOT PART OF THE COMMUNITY THEY DO NOT GET A LETTER FCK OFF

Fuck you don’t be a Douche bag to someone who is trying to fight oppression.

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portalgifs:

NO BUT YOU ALL NEED TO UNDERSTAND HOW FUNNY THIS IS THEYRE LITERALLY FILLING A ROBOT WITH BULLETS, LIKE BULLETS THAT YOU FIRE FROM A GUN. NOW NORMALLY FIRING A GUN TRIGGERS THE BULLET TO EXPLODE CREATING A PRESSURE THAT CAUSES THE TIP OF THE BULLET TO BE FORCED OUT OF THE BARREL AT A HIGH SPEED. 

WHaT CAVE JOHNSON’S TURRET’S DO IS LOAD A TON OF FUCKING BULLETS INTO THE CASE OF THE SENTRY LIKE IT”S A GODDAMN GUMBALL MACHINE AND THEN USE A FUcKIN SPRING LOADED PISTON TO FIRE IT THAT IS SO UNNECESSARY AND INEFFECTIVE LIKE NO WONDER CHELL CAN RESIST SO MANY BULLETS THE LIKELIHOOD ITD CAUSE ANYTHING MORE THAN A BAD BRUISE IS LIKE ONE IN A HUNDRED

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mishasminions:

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE AGENTS OF The Strategic Homeland Intervention, Enforcement and Logistics Division

(via fireandiceandrageandkittens)

salt-221b-and-the-tardis:

postponing-the-apocalypse:

krudman:

the-average-gatsby:

thanks joffrey

What a great message. I wish all characters were this nice. Does anyone know what this is from?

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paleosteno:

one of my favorite simpsons quotes

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savingpltravers:

the levels of frustration are high

(via camelotgirl92)

cleverkats:

Some stories stay with us forever

(via long-live-and-dont-panic)

toohalaltoparty:

 

This says a lot about people

(via kanyewest-borobaptistchurch)